The Problem With Web3’s Word Soup

You’re at a party. Someone mentions they work in Web3. You nod knowingly, then they start speaking what sounds like English but makes no sense: “Yeah, I’m yield farming on a new DEX, but the APY dropped after some whales dumped, so I’m aping into a new project. DYOR though, lots of rugs lately.”

Your brain: “…what?”

Web3 has more jargon per square inch than a medical textbook. But here’s the secret: Most of these terms are simple concepts with fancy names. It’s like calling a sandwich an “artisanal bread-enclosed protein delivery system” – sounds complex, but you already understand sandwiches.

The Foreign Language Analogy

Learning Web3 terminology is like learning travel phrases:

Tourist Level: Know enough to order coffee and find the bathroom
Conversational Level: Can chat with locals, understand context
Fluent Level: Think in the language, make jokes

You don’t need fluency. You need tourist-level Web3 speak to navigate confidently. Let’s learn the 20 most important phrases.

The Essential 20: Your Web3 Phrasebook

1. HODL

What They Say: “Just HODL through the dip!”
What It Means: Hold On for Dear Life (originally a typo for “hold”)
Real Translation: Don’t panic sell when prices drop
Use It: “I’m HODLing my Bitcoin until 2030”

2. FOMO

What They Say: “Don’t FOMO in at the top!”
What It Means: Fear Of Missing Out
Real Translation: Buying because everyone else is (usually bad)
Use It: “I FOMOed into Dogecoin at 70 cents”

3. FUD

What They Say: “Ignore the FUD, focus on fundamentals”
What It Means: Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt
Real Translation: Negative news/rumors (sometimes true, sometimes not)
Use It: “The media is spreading FUD about crypto again”

4. Whale

What They Say: “A whale just moved 1000 Bitcoin”
What It Means: Someone with huge crypto holdings
Real Translation: Rich person who can move markets
Use It: “That price dump was just whale manipulation”

5. Diamond Hands 💎🙌

What They Say: “Diamond hands since 2017!”
What It Means: Holding despite massive volatility
Real Translation: Not selling no matter what
Use It: “These diamond hands never sell”

6. Paper Hands 📄🙌

What They Say: “Paper hands got shaken out”
What It Means: Selling at first sign of trouble
Real Translation: Weak conviction, panic sellers
Use It: “Don’t be paper hands”

7. Ape/Aping

What They Say: “I aped into that new token”
What It Means: Buying without proper research
Real Translation: YOLO investing (usually dumb)
Use It: “Never ape into anonymous projects”

8. Moon/Mooning 🚀

What They Say: “When moon?” “It’s mooning!”
What It Means: Massive price increase
Real Translation: Going up fast (or hoping to)
Use It: “My portfolio is mooning today”

9. Rekt

What They Say: “Got rekt on that trade”
What It Means: Wrecked – lost lots of money
Real Translation: Seriously bad loss
Use It: “Leverage trading got me rekt”

10. Pump and Dump

What They Say: “Classic pump and dump scheme”
What It Means: Artificial price inflation then crash
Real Translation: Coordinated scam
Use It: “That celebrity coin was a pump and dump”

11. Shill

What They Say: “Stop shilling your bags”
What It Means: Aggressively promoting for personal gain
Real Translation: Biased marketing
Use It: “Influencers shilling random coins”

12. Bags/Bag Holder

What They Say: “Still holding these heavy bags”
What It Means: Coins bought at higher prices
Real Translation: Underwater investment
Use It: “I’m a bag holder from 2021”

13. DCA

What They Say: “Just DCA and chill”
What It Means: Dollar Cost Averaging
Real Translation: Buying same amount regularly
Use It: “I DCA $100 weekly into Bitcoin”

14. DYOR

What They Say: “Looks interesting but DYOR”
What It Means: Do Your Own Research
Real Translation: Don’t trust me blindly
Use It: “DYOR before investing anything”

15. ATH/ATL

What They Say: “Bitcoin hit new ATH!”
What It Means: All Time High/All Time Low
Real Translation: Highest/lowest price ever
Use It: “Bought at ATH, still holding”

16. Gas

What They Say: “Gas fees are insane right now”
What It Means: Transaction fees on Ethereum
Real Translation: Cost to use the network
Use It: “Waiting for lower gas to trade”

17. Rug Pull

What They Say: “Another rug pull, $2M gone”
What It Means: Developers abandoning project with funds
Real Translation: Exit scam
Use It: “That NFT project was a rug pull”

18. Degen

What They Say: “Full degen mode activated”
What It Means: Degenerate – high risk trader
Real Translation: Gambling with crypto
Use It: “Degen trading is not investing”

19. GM/GN

What They Say: “GM everyone!” “GN fam”
What It Means: Good Morning/Good Night
Real Translation: Crypto community greetings
Use It: “GM to all builders”

20. WAGMI/NGMI

What They Say: “Stay positive, WAGMI”
What It Means: We’re All Gonna Make It/Not Gonna Make It
Real Translation: Optimism vs pessimism
Use It: “WAGMI if we stick together”

Bonus Terms for Extra Credit

Technical Terms Simplified

DEX: Decentralized Exchange (Uniswap)
CEX: Centralized Exchange (Coinbase)
TVL: Total Value Locked (money in protocol)
APY: Annual Percentage Yield (interest rate)
Slippage: Price difference during trade

Culture Terms

Fren: Friend (cute spelling)
Ser: Sir (polite address)
Probably Nothing: Sarcasm for “this is huge”
Few: Short for “few understand”

How to Use Your New Vocabulary

Level 1: Understanding

  • Recognize terms in context
  • Understand articles better
  • Follow conversations

Level 2: Participating

  • Use terms naturally
  • Join discussions
  • Ask better questions

Level 3: Teaching

  • Explain to newcomers
  • Translate jargon
  • Bridge communities

Common Misuses to Avoid

Wrong: “I’m HODLing this NFT until it moons”
Why: HODL typically for currencies, not NFTs

Wrong: “The government is a whale”
Why: Whale means individual/entity with crypto

Wrong: “I’m aping responsibly”
Why: Aping means no research – never responsible

Creating Your Own Sentences

Beginner: “I’m HODLing Bitcoin”

Intermediate: “Ignoring the FUD and DCAing through this dip”

Advanced: “Whales rekt degens who aped at ATH, probably nothing but DYOR”

Translation: “Rich traders destroyed risky gamblers who bought at peak prices, might be important but research yourself”

Your Terminology Action Plan

  1. Learn 5 Per Week: Don’t overwhelm yourself
  2. Use in Context: Practice in friendly communities
  3. Ask When Confused: “What does X mean?” is always OK
  4. Teach Others: Best way to remember
  5. Stay Current: New terms appear regularly

Remember: Everyone using these terms was once confused by them. The crypto community generally loves explaining things to genuine learners. Don’t pretend to know – ask and learn.

Next Step: Now you can talk the talk. But who are you talking to? Read “Who’s Building Web3? (Spoiler: Not Just Tech Bros)” to meet your new community.